From left, “Earnestine” (Terry Coffey), “Tiltsie” (Midge Maloney) and “Manzie Lou” (Vicki Hill) of the Columbus Community Theatre’s “Casserole Patrol” cast are among the women in their small Southern town hoping to woo a newly-widowed colonel with gifts of food. Two of the four performances July 26-29 in the Rosenzweig Arts Center Omnova Theater will be dinner theater. Photo by: Sam Gause/Dispatch Staff
At rehearsal July 13 in the Omnova Theater, cast members Vicki Hill, Nancy Wheeley, Linda Hebert and Midge Maloney ask the Magic 8 Ball the burning question: will the colonel remarry?
Photo by: Sam Gause/Dispatch Staff
Warren Nybo, as “the Colonel,” and David Coffey, as “Thomas Ray,” rehearse lines July 13. Seated in the background, from left, are Gwin Edie, Nancy Wheeley, Linda Hebert and Lisa Wright.
Photo by: Sam Gause/Dispatch Staff
July 18, 2012 9:38:07 AM
If the way to a man's heart isn't actually through his stomach, the women of the "Casserole Patrol" will be sorely disappointed. Food is the heavy artillery in their quest to win the affections of the recently-widowed "Colonel," the newest eligible man in their little town.
The resulting antics play out in this amusing play written by Laura Cole Thrash and presented by the Columbus Community Theatre and the Columbus Arts Council July 26-29.
"As soon as they hear the colonel has lost his wife, all the ladies are out to win him over with food -- because it sure isn't going to be by their beauty, if you know what I'm saying," laughs cast member Midge Maloney, who plays "Tiltsie." Like most of her castmates, Maloney portrays a single woman of "a certain maturity." Experimenting with "aging" makeup and costuming is part of the fun.
"Here, girl, you need some more lines on your face," she says, drawing crow's feet on "Gracie" (Gwin Edie) before a recent rehearsal at the Omnova Theater inside the Rosenzweig Arts Center, in downtown Columbus.
When Director Linda Bobbitt calls "Act I, Scene I," the actors -- 11 women and three men -- give their lines a last, quick look as they settle into their characters.
As the play begins, we learn the colonel's luckless wife has met with an ill-fated accident involving a mule and the Udderly Delicious ice cream truck. But if "Tiltsie" and her friends have anything to say about it, the colonel won't be lonely for long. And he certainly won't go hungry.
"This comedy written by Laura Cole Thrash from Philadelphia, Mississippi, and set in a small Southern town is inspired by the tradition of women bringing casseroles to widowers, in hopes of sparking a new romance," explains Bobbitt.
Unfortunately for the colonel, these cooks' efforts could use some help.
Each character has her (or his) own quirks and peculiarities.
"I'm the floozy," drawls Vicki Hill, who plays "Manzie Lou." "I'm the one all the other girls are jealous of," she says, with an outrageous flutter of her eyelashes.
Terry Coffey plays the gruff, "uncouth" "Earnestine."
"It took a lot of courage to draw on this mustache, I want you to know," grins Coffey, a long-time educator who studied theater in college. "Earnestine's done her time; she's been single the longest of all the women, so she feels she deserves the colonel."
"But we're all convinced we're going to get him," smiles Hill, a retired teacher acting in her first role.
Bobbitt has directed numerous community theater productions in the past, but each one is a new adventure.
"I love this group of people. It's so much fun to work with them because they have such a good time," she says. "We've got some great newcomers and then some who have been with CCT for many years, and some who have acted elsewhere, but this is their first CCT experience. We even have two husband/wife teams in Terry and David Coffey and Lisa and Tracy Wright."
"Casserole Patrol" is the first CCT production to hit the stage after an extended hiatus. All the volunteers are glad to have see the theater group active again.
"The value of community theater is inestimable," states Coffey. "It brings people from every background together, working toward a common goal to bring something to the community. And the camaraderie is so unique."
The "Casserole Patrol" cooks may need to practice a bit more in the kitchen, but fortunately the production's dinner theater audiences July 27 and 28 will enjoy a menu of a higher standard. Gail Gunter and Ina Walters are culinary coordinators for the event
"We'll have a selection of delicious casseroles audience members can choose from," explains Walters. "And there will be veggies, bread and desserts, all made by cast members and other volunteers from the community who are generously donating their expertise."
The play's run originally had one dinner theater performance. When that sold out quickly, a second dinner theater evening was added. Reservations are required in advance for the dinner performances.
How to go
Tickets are $10 in advance (and $12 at the door) for the Thursday, July 26, 7:30 p.m. and Sunday, July 29, 2 p.m. performances.
Advance tickets for the 7 p.m. dinner theater presentations are $20. Tickets are available at the Columbus Arts Council's Rosenzweig Arts Center, 501 Main St., or online at columbus-arts.org. For more information, contact the CAC at 662-328-2787.
CHICKEN VEGETABLE CASSEROLE
1 chicken (boiled and deboned) (Can also use canned chicken breast pieces)
2 cans mixed vegetables
1 cup onion (chopped)
1 cup grated sharp cheddar cheese
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 stick margarine
1 tube Ritz crackers (crushed)
(Source: Vicki Hill)
BEAN SUPREME CASSEROLE
1 to 1 1/2 pounds ground chuck
1 medium onion (chopped)
1/2 green pepper
1 can stewed tomatoes (14 1/2 ounces)
1 can tomato soup (undiluted)
1 can pork and beans
1 can light red kidney beans (do not drain)
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon pepper
1 1/2 cups sharp cheddar cheese
(Source: Vicki Hill)
SAUSAGE, VEGGIE AND CHEESE CASSEROLE
Cooked rice (1 cup dry)
1 pound ground sausage, browned and drained (or less, if desired)
1 sweet vidalia-type onion
Several garlic pods (or garlic powder to taste)
Cream of mushroom or cream of chicken soup (cream of mushroom preferred)
4 ounces cheddar cheese
4 ounces mozzarella cheese (or whatever cheese you have on hand)
1 package frozen spinach (or frozen broccoli, if preferred)
(Source: Terry Gargano Coffey, "Mama Gargano's Family Recipe Book"; adapted from a Weight Watchers recipe)
Jan Swoope is the Lifestyles Editor for The Commercial Dispatch.
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